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Little Brother

Lano & Woodley
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This is a song... This is a song about my little brother, Ian Um, it's not... This song isn't that funny, but it's a little... It's, it's... My, we might head into whimsy That can happen If it does, sorry Um, so this is, this is all about my little brother Ian, and he's, he's actually here tonight so... He's not really I just wanted to sort of suck up to you and make it Sort of feel like it's this special, significant night Ian's actually- It is a special, significant night No, it is I mean, I'm not saying it's not Significant just because Ian's not here It's significant because you're all here It's just that Ian- Would you like a shovel? Yeah, that'd be good These are... These are the things that he said These are the things that my little brother said These are... These are the things that he said These are the things that my little brother said When he was about four, we were all in the kitchen just sort of I don't know, talking about something and then, uh, the door Swings open and Ian comes in completely naked going, "I am a robot I am a robot." Which was quite amusing but it became Even more funny when he turned to leave and we Noticed he had a battery sticking out of his bottom These are... These are the things that he said These are the things that my little brother said These are... These are the things that he said These are the things that my little brother said He's about five First day at school Um, goes off to school, comes back with a bike Didn't, didn't take a bike- ... But returned with one And Mum goes, "Ian, what are you doing with The bike?" And he goes, "It was fantastic, Mum When the final bell went and all the kids, we all just ran Out into the schoolyard and there were all these bikes up Against the fence and we all just ran over and took 'em They give you free bikes!" These are... These are the things that he said These are the things that my little brother said These are... These are the things that he said Ladies and gentlemen- These are the Things that my little brother said ... Mel Webb When Ian was about nine, uh, we were all sitting watching The telly and, um, we were watching this soap opera and Ian was on the floor in front of us, sitting on the carpet And we were all sort of on the couches and everything And it got to... It was only about 8:30 at night and it Got to this bit where this really... I'm not sure what her name was, Linda Stoner or something This really sexy actress was pashing this guy And she takes off her shirt and then she takes off her bra as well And, like, I was only about 13 and I was just incredibly embarrassed Like, I didn't know where to look 'cause Mum and Dad are there and We're all there and, and, you know, I'm thinking, "Oh..." You know? Ian, just completely innocently, turns to the family and goes, " Watching this television is making my penis go hard." These are... These are the things that he said These are the things that my little brother said Mel Webb, ladies and gentlemen Come on!