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She said
Hey, you're cute
I said oh, you too
She offered to buy my latte
I wanted to be her hot lay
I knew she wanted the same
I'm a shy guy, but I asked her name
She said it was Alice May
I said my name is Clay
I grabbed my card and said I'll pay
She slowly slapped my hand away
She said your money's no good hear babe
Then she pulled out 500 pennies in change
She said she's never been with a younger guy
I said I've never been with someone who's 75
Her hair glows white, a heavenly light
Not ashamed of her body, vintage vibe
We don't care if we're not accepted
We're doing just fine
We're doing just fine
We're doing just fine
She invited me back to her spot
Her confidence was a turn on
I offered to mow the front lawn
She said first take my shirt off
Then applied some sun screen lotion
I came back in out of breath
She offered me lemon shortbread
Her 25 cats wanted some pets
There's a different pussy I wanted instead
I showed her my Spotify playlist
She showed me vinyl not from Craigslist
Her old war medals and some KKK shit
She may be a little bit racist
That's okay cuz she's hard to resist
She said she gave head to Frank Sinatra
Do you want to be his Eskimo brotha
Trefoils are the worst girl scout cookie
She said she's never been with a younger guy
I said I've never been with someone who's 75
Her hair glows white, a heavenly light
Not ashamed of her body, vintage vibe
We don't care if we're not accepted
We're doing just fine
We're doing just fine
We're doing just fine
My heart was a wreck
My hard on erect
I started kissing her neck
She started undressing her breasts
Hands to the sky this home is blessed
We're rockin the bed like a stadium
I started going down on her lady love
She yelled ow you bit my labia
I said shh! Don't wake the baby up
She said I'm almost 80, hun
There's no baby, are you dumb
I said oh fuck I'm gonna cum
She said please be patient son
I said I can't it's too much fun
She said okay and squeezed my buns
Next a Golden Girls marathon
Tomorrow we'd go for a group jog
And a get together at the VFW
BINGO
She said she's never been with a younger guy
I said I've never been with someone who's 75
Her hair glows white, a heavenly light
Not ashamed of her body, vintage vibe
We don't care if we're not accepted
We're doing just fine
We're doing just fine
We're doing just fine
The next day we took a stroll in the park
Her friends were nearby playing cards
That's my friend Ethel she remarked
We shared a girl girl moment in Panama
Oh fuck that's my grandma