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The Restroom Door Said, “Gentlemen”
Bob Rivers
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The restroom door said "Gentlemen"
So I just walked inside
I took two steps and realized
I'd been taken for a ride
I heard high voices, turned and found
The place was occupied
By two nuns, three old ladies and a nurse
What could be worse
Than two nuns, three old ladies and a nurse?
The restroom door said "Gentlemen"
It must have been a gag
As soon as I walked in there
I ran into some old hag
She sprayed me with a can of mace
And smacked me with her bag
I could tell this just wouldn't be my day
What can I say?
It just wasn't turning out to be my day
The restroom door said "Gentlemen"
And I would like to find
The crummy little creep who had
The nerve to switch the sign
'Cause I've got two black eyes
And one high heel up my behind
Now I can't sit with comfort and joy
Boy, oh boy
No, I'll never sit with comfort and joy