The Chanukah Song Part 3 (feat. The Drei-Dels) - Movie Version
Adam Sandler
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(Cheering sounds heard)
Put on your yamulke
It's time for Chanukah
(Let's do it guys.)
Once again it's Chanukah
The miracle of Chanukah
Give it up for the The Drei-Dels, everybody!
(Jingle bell ringing sounds heard)
Chanukah is the Festival of Lights
One day of presents?
Hell, no, we get Eight Crazy Nights, oh
(Ding sound heard)
(Jingle bell ringing sounds heard)
But if you fell like the only kid in town without a Christmas tree
(Gasping heard)
I guess my first two songs didn't do it for you
(Laughing head)
So here comes number three
(Cheering sounds heard)
(Jingle bell ringing sounds heard)
Ross and Pheobe from friends say the Chanukah blessing
(Voices heard)
So does Lenny's pall Squiggy and
Will and Grace's Debra Messing
(Voices heard)
Melissa Gilbert and Michael London never mix meat with dairy
(Voices heard)
Maybe they shoulda called that show
Little Kosher House on the Prairie?
(Voices heard)
We've got Jerry Lewis, Ben Stiller and Jack Black, oh
(Cheering sounds heard)
Tom Arnold converted to Judaism but you guys can have him back
(Cheering sounds heard)
Just kidding, Tommy!
We may not get to kiss underneath the mistletoe
But we can do it all night long with Deuce Bigelow
(Cheering sounds heard)
I'm Jewish!
Oh my gosh we got Schneider in here!
Put on your yamulke, here comes Chanukah
The guy in Willie Nelson's band who plays harmoniaca
Celebrates Chanukah
(Cheering sounds heard)
Oh good job Schneider
That's what I'm talking about!
(Chuckling heard)
Alright now
Osama Bin Laden
(Voices heard)
Not a big fan of the Jews
(Voices heard)
Well maybe that's because
He lost a figure-skating match to gold medalist
Sarah Hughes-Her mama's Jewish
(Voices heard)
Houdini and David Blaine escape strait jackets with such precision
(Voices heard)
But the one thing they could not get out of
Their painful circumcision
(Voices heard)
As for half-jewish actors, Sean Penn is quite the great one
And Marlon Brando, not a Jew at all!
But looks to me like he ate one.
(Cheering sounds heard)
Yeah!
There's Lou Reed, Perry Farrel, Beck and Paula Abdul
Joey Ramone invented punk rock music,
But first came Hebrew school
(Cheering sounds heard)
Hey, Natalie Portmanika?
It's time to celebrate Chanukah
I hope I get an abtronika
On this joyful, toyful Chanukah
So get a high colonika
And soil your long Johnikas
(Cheering sounds heard)
If you really, really wannaka?
Have a happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy,...
Happy Chanukah!
(Cheering sounds heard)
Buckle up for safety, everybody!
Good night!