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Happens Every Time
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Nah, everybody got friends
But the ones I'm talking about, you can't depend on
When the fifth's gone, got to go find that ugly broad from the bar just to get home
Waste your giant time to call them
You're dealing with an alcohol-em
But when they finally do call, they be like, "where we gonna party tonight?"
I guess I really can't say where I've been after seven licks of cocaine
Man, I'm pissed and I try to be a cool cat, school that
Take shots from the bar, give me something from the blue tap
I don't really go for the sour Amaretto
Something on the rocks, get it popping like Berettas
I'm buzzing like a Beano, rain blind milling in the bar
Tender say, "yes, a wild ass fella"
She should have said no
'Cause I really don't know how I'm getting back home
When the clock strikes five, say, "bye, get gone"
It's about time I realize something's gone wrong
'Cause Ryan just left in, trying to call West
Clay, and Tex, then Dustin next
But I know that I'm gonna want to step around the corner
Burn a bowl of marijuana, then I go into a coma-like
(Guess I'll just see you assholes tomorrow)
It happens every time
Passed out 'cause I'm drunk again
Woke up on the floor where I fell the night before
Couldn't tell you what got me here
But I know one thing that it happens every time
Mama say I got a lot to learn
But I'd rather be left alone
Sipping on my bourbon, I will never learn it
But I know one thing that it happens every time
Damn right it's going down tonight
Headed out to the county line
Got your girls in the bound to ride
Going out to get that mountain shine
Drip, drop, and plop in a little bit of butterscotch
Lemon drop pop with a cherry on top
Getting silly with a little bit of Willy
And it really then the party don't stop, stop
Hold up, I got a few more bars
And I'm getting down like I'm Bruno Mars
And I keep swerving like two go-karts
While you singing in the bar claiming you go hard
And another shot or two, I'm doing what I got to do
To take this fine dime home tonight, night
What I got to do just to get it through to you that
Everything is going to be alright, right
(Man, I'm gone)
It happens every time
Passed out 'cause I'm drunk again
Woke up on the floor where I fell the night before
Couldn't tell you what got me here
But I know one thing that it happens every time
Mama say I got a lot to learn
But I'd rather be left alone
Sipping on my bourbon, I will never learn it
But I know one thing that it happens every time
It happens the same though I planned it different
I suppose I'm older, so Andy Griffith
I wake in a cell frustrated as hell
Mad Dog 20-20, chasing my tail
'Cause I'm going nowhere, plus I'm foaming at the mouth
Bitch threw me out the house, can your boy grab a couch?
Or a hotel checking, no well resting
When it comes to catching buzzes, I'm Odell Beckham
Punch drunk like McGregor at the bar with the freak
Then I Connor in the blind, Irish car bombs for me
Slick talk, slurring, just keep serving
One bourbon, one shot, one beer, one person
No nursing, we chugging, forgetting the details
'Til memories are erased like Hillary's emails
But I know where the bar is at
And I'll be on this barstool 'til I'm an artifact
It happens every time
Passed out 'cause I'm drunk again
Woke up on the floor where I fell the night before
Couldn't tell you what got me here
But I know one thing that it happens every time
Mama say I got a lot to learn
But I'd rather be left alone
Sipping on my bourbon, I will never learn it
But I know one thing that it happens every time
Passed out 'cause I'm drunk again
Couldn't tell you what got me here
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