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"Starboy" - Parody of The Weeknd's "Starboy"
The Key of Awesome
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I suffocated my clone with this ziplock
He refused to cut off his dreadlocks
Whacked him like Pacino, and I screamed, "Hoo-ah!"
Now I'll ruin all of his cool stuff
Wait, is this a long pink lightsaber
Or am I just really happy to see ya?
Let's see what other toys this nerd has got
Oh, sweet, it's a mask of Chewbacca
Why does he still have this DVD's?
Sharknado 3 and Human Centipede?
It's the classic Star Wars trilogy
Where Greedo got shot first by Han and that was un-PC
Now I'm really pissing off the maid
Holy Bantha crap, it's my Darth Vader case
This figures really aren't worth lot today
Couldn't keep 'em in the package I had to play
I'm Chewbacca
I'm playing motherfucking Star Wars
It's Jabba the hut
That's how 'em Ewoks talk on Endor
Vader killed my only homie Obi-Wan
Then I took a nap inside a dead Tauntaun
Solo cut 'em open and said, I
"I thought they smell bad on the outside"
Jedi training with my green light coach Yoda
My ship goes in the swamp, R2 says "Bleep blop"
I freakin' left the keys in the ignition
Can't go triple-A because Dagobah has no reception
Yoda lectures me annoyingly
Sounds like a backwards talking Miss Piggy
"When 900 years old you reach
Look as good as mwah, you'll not Kermie"
You tried to kill me, but I didn't die (didn't die)
Called "The Return of The Dread Guy" (dread guy)
You cut your dreads without asking me
Got sick having hair like a Bonsai tree
There can be only one
This is actually a clone war
I am your father
He-he-he, The Weeknd has joined the dark side
I finally get to have my own toys
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