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Small Dick Blues
Wilma Fingerdoo
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If I had three wishes, you would see
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That I'd wish for something not just for me
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I wouldn't wish for fame or fortune at all
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No, I'd wish my man wasn't so damn small
I've got the small dick blues
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Want 10 inches but he only has two
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I've got the small dick blues
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Hope this never ever happens to you
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I keep on wishing my man had a big peter
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But sadly he is hung like a tiny skeeter
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If only he had something I could choke on
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But what he has is only good to joke on
I've got the small dick blues
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I want 10 inches but he only has two
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I've got the small dick blues
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I would settle for five if I really had to
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My man is so nice to me
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But he's too small to even see
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And instead of having relations
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All he can give me is abbreviations
I've got the small dick blues
He pulled down his pants and we were through
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I've got the small dick blues
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I hope this never ever happens to you
Don't ever let it happen to you
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