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Identity Fraud
The Lancashire Hotpots
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Right!
Well the weekend is approaching
And I'm gonna have a ball
But I need to get some money
From the hole in the wall
My card went in, I read the screen
But then I had to squint
It said "There's no withdrawal for you today
You're absolutely skint"
Insufficient funds? They've got a cheek
I've got plenty money left I were paid last week
Then my phone went off, it were Jean and she sobbed
"Bernard you got nothing your identity's been robbed!"
They know my chip and my PIN
And the name of my first pet
My thirty character password's
Already been reset
I can't reclaim a thing
Because I've never been insured
Yes I've just been the victim
Of identity fraud
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My savings have been plundered
They've taken me for all I'm worth
They know the day that I got married
And my date of birth
They've used my card to buy laptops
From stores far and wide
And they're flogging 'em in a pub
In moss side
And do they know the first school I went to?
Or my mother's name before marriage?
Did they copy my PIN when I gave my card in
To the funny looking fella at the BP garage
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Right!
They know my chip and my PIN
And the name of my first pet
My thirty character password's
Already been reset
I can't reclaim a thing
Because I've never been insured
Yes I've just been the victim
Of identity fraud
Mu finances are in turmoil
They're not getting better
I should've gone to partner's
For a cross cut shredder
My debit and credit cards
Are under attack
'Cause they've even got the three digit
Number on the back
Did they rifle through my bins
For my receipts
That's how they've done it
It's got to be
What about these dodgy emails
Asking for my bank details
Cause they said I've gone and won
The Spanish Lottery
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They know my chip and my PIN
And the name of my first pet
My thirty character password's
Already been reset
I can't reclaim a thing
Because I've never been insured
Yes I've just been the victim
Of identity fraud
They know my chip and my PIN
And the name of my first pet
My thirty character password's
Already been reset
I can't reclaim a thing
Because I've never been insured
Yes I've just been the victim
Of identity fraud
Robbin' devils!
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