Anyone For Tennis
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I've got a clear-cut case of tennis elbow
And dancing through the greenhouse made me pale so
My amorous advances have been turning rather stale
Won't you be my ruby? Say you'll love me tonight
Floating on the Serpentine in winter
Left my plus fours feeling somewhat splintered
But every complication leaves my desperate plans unhindered
Won't you be my puppet? Say you'll marry me today
Lately golf has lost its old attractions
And crooning in the car shed makes me blue
The film inside the picture house has vanquished every remaining doubt
I could not love another, not even Mars or Pluto
Silver hairs are sprouting from my cranium
Now cramp has stopped me miming for you, ma'am
I only want to feel your lips get dry before I turn insane
Won't you wear this ring and stay with me, my favourite ever muse?
For then this left side will never touch its stainless blanket anymore