"I'm a Noob" - Minecraft Parody (Music Video)
CaptainLazerGuns - Dom
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Lyrics
Most nights I stay up, building awful structures
Most people laugh as they see
Most nights I try to, build an awesome castle
Even creepers take pity
But I try my best, I still build these awfully
I am easily, a professional noob
I tried to bake a cake, it killed my girlfriend
Sulfur, doesn't go, in a cake
(oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh)
(oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh)
This is it now it is time, time to fix this crime
Why don't I break this down already?
I can't even build myself a house, my girlfriends a zombie spouse
I'm almost ready to just give in
And there I see, a builder who's got years on me
He's making things out of redstone in seconds
I aim to be, like this guy who's a mystery
I gotta train so I can be, (can be, can be, oh!)
Most nights ironiclly a pig will punch me
Only to try to steal my bacon
Most nights I'll stay up, fixing all my structures
So maybe the creepers will target me
Then I see him coming, over the mountain
I swear I could, hear the angels sing
He brings a pickaxe, it's made of diamond
Holds out his hand, and gives it to me
"Hey man, take this pick
I can see you're having problems with all of this
Well the secret lies, in more of this
It's shiny and it helps how could it be better
So head into the mines and be ready to hack
Through all of the caves and mineshafts
'cause from now on I decree you'll have to be known
As a minecraft pro so go and pwn"
So now I'm running with diamond swords
Slashing at all the hoards
I sit on a throne made of villagers
I rule this world with all my might
The creepers attack at night
I shed a happy tear when they blow up
Because right now, I know
I'm not a noob
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