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Vidiots

The Original London Cast
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Mike: hey wonka if you can send chocolate buy TV can you send a person too? Mr Wonka: i supose so, there might be some technical issues ompa lompas: alas alas poor mike teevee, for OMG he's ADD. Mike: you can't stop progress, i'm doing it! Mr Wonka: err Mike, no ompa lompas: he's like so many nowadays, it's awfully modern this malaise. Mike: ladies and gentelmen, welcome to the Mike Teevee TV show! ompa lompas: for every child that threw a fit, the TV set would babysit. Mrs Teevee: Mr wonka, where is he? Mr Wonka: i'm looking i'm looking there's so many channels. ompa lompas: attention spans have gone pal-mal, there's only time for LOL. Mrs Teevee: the little people are singing again, that's never a good sign ompa lompas: they never step outside to play, their world is dark both night and day. Mrs Teevee: he's jumping from screen to screen Mr Wonka: i think it's called chanel hopping ompa lompas: the skys of blue the pinks the greens, are only viewed on laptop screens. Mrs Teevee: get him out of there! Mike: i'm on TV, look at me look at me! ompa lompas: their only move and exersise Mrs Teevee; what's happened to him? ompa lompas: their clicking finger and their thumb Mr Wonka: he's shrunk to fit the screen ompa lompas: each brain cell overloads and dies Charlie: will he ever go back to normal? ompa lompas: as all their limbs are turning numb Mr Wonka: no-one ever goes back to normal after they've been on television. ompa lompas: vidiots, their just vidiots the age of innocence is gone when certain cites are clicked upon the images that they repeat once in their brain you can't delete and then like some barbaric hunt our toddlers all are packing guns and children curse and smoke cigars our nursery's now have prison bars they scream and rant and raise their fists and fire their psychiatrists we hear then all the teenage hords they scream the battle cry " we're bored!" their minds will surely turn to mush with words that make a ex-con blush they never mind their p's and q's they long for piercings and tattoos! vidiots, there just vidiots Mr Wonka: it's years since iv'e been for a rave ompa lompas: with all this info at a click our book will rot upon the shelf if all the answers come to quick a child won't think for himself each day they text on their new toy their thoughts and their location but OMG will this destroy the art of conversation Mr Wonka: so sing the story Mrs T ompa lompas: what's now become of Mike Teevee? Mrs Teevee: for wasting his entire brain ompa lompas: he's stuck inside his own domain Mr Wonka: he'll channel surf 'till were upon ompa lompas; he'll find that nothing good is on Mrs Teevee: and there is no remote control ompa lompas: that he can use to find his sole Mr Wonka: his secrets now are yours and mine ompa lompas: cos everything he's got online Mrs Teevee: and who will watch just Mike TV? Ompa Lompas: when there is newer junk to see Mr Wonka: what once was viral soon forgot Mrs Teevee: but hand the clicker to his mum Mr Wonka: his future's not completly shot Ompa Lompas: his new address is Mike.com! vidiots, there just vidiots vidiots, there just vidiots there just vidiots!