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Puss in Boots vs The Cat in the Hat
Eddiefrb
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Animation VS Anything!
Puss in Boots
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The Cat in the Hat
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Folks claim he's best of clothed fame
Dressed to impress and head-to-toe draped
From the feather in his cap, the eyes, face and the purr
The danger in his genes and the boots with the fur
I am Puss in Boots! Hola and olรฉ
You're next to know I am next to no name!
Legend to MAP, let me give you advice
So hitchhike to the Wishing Star and get a life!
El Macho Gato patea tu culo!
Keeping you Far, Far Away from a school zone!
Frisky Two Times with the kids at the door
They don't wanna hear you say Thinga-ma-jigger no more!
Now I'm catching this stray, tossing him out on the street
What kind of cat needs help getting back on his feet?
Yes, I draw first blood like the doctor's answer
And I go for the throat like your author's cancer
My, that was lots of good fun! (Said the cat)
That was fun that was funny, in fact (Hmm)
But one thing to know about me (Said the cat)
Is that I tend to always come back (Cat in the what?) (Oh yeah!)
I keep two Things in the back brick
Quick to make you disappear like a hat trick! (Cat in the what?)
Begged Shrek asked him: "Bring back the magic"
You're not the classic, Cat in the Hat is (Cat in the what?)
My, my! You haven't faced time kindly
Got nine lives, it looks like you've lived 90!
How did you get packed up by a lone wolf, bro?
Better pack it up and move back to the old folks' home!
I'm just checking in since your parents are missing
I'm family friendly, you've been after kitties
'Cuz the altar escape put your marriage on a Softpaws
It altered your mate, now it's as if Kitty's got claws!
Reunited again with Perrito!
But she's not impressed by your little gatito!
And she knows that she won't compete with your ego
So, next time you die? Adios, amigo!
Life is a journey and death is a given
The pages are turned as our stories are written
Your legacy's tethered to Seuss's estate
And defaced by the hatred he paved in his place
It has been a lifetime since the Doctor was in
And his racism tainted the pages he penned
As he propped propaganda art for armed citizens
Death of the author caught the dog whistling!
Mejor empaca tus cosas si me cuelo en tu balcรณn
Todo el daรฑo a la propiedad que hay en mi casa lo hago yo
Tu live action hizo que hasta la seรฑora Seuss se ralle
Ni Shrek hizo ver tan desagradable a Mike Myers!
Fight me if you must, flee me if you're scared!
Face me if you can, fear me if you dare!
You're done running away, the kids have had enough!
I'm dropping the mic, now: Pick it up!
Pick it up? Gladly! I'll pick up the flow
To diss this misfit? Oh, The Places I'll Go!
You call me a stray? You're an orphan!
Who stole from his own hometown for his fortune, then scorned it!
Alexander banked on you to free him, but you didn't!
You ran from the militia and abandoned him in prison!
Took the greatest of falls into the plan that he was hatching
Soon as you tried to get laid
He got you back and now all the horses and men!
Could never begin to mend!
Or put you and Humpty's friendship back together again
Buddy has been stalking before the beanstalk
And better believe bested you 'til his scheme stopped and he dropped!
Now, what would you do when brother's plans were foiled?
Couldn't take the fall, you made him take it for you!
Unless you mend fences a whole awful lot!
Then your legacy's end is once Death has you caught
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