The Lonely Werewolf
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A werewolf is limping down a a dark dirt road
Someone shot him in the leg with a silver bullet, but it did not kill him
He wonders why
It is winter and very cold
The werewolf is terribly depressed
Today is his birthday, but no one remembered
His parents are dead and he doesn't have any brothers or sisters
Once he had a wife named Eleanor, but last night he tore her to pieces and ate her
Where can a werewolf go to make new friends He wonders
Suddenly a vampire swoops down from the sky and slaps him in the face
The werewolf growls
The vampire hisses
Then they shake hands
That night, the monsters go on a murderous rampage and kill twenty-thousand human beings
The werewolf has finally found a friend