Santa and His Reindeer Used to Live Right Here
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Siding on the sides, washer in the rear
Santa and his Reindeer used to live right here
Here's a Christmas story that you probably didn't know
Like most Christmas stories, happened long time ago
In a renovated double near Broad in St Bernard
Lived a fat little hippie with some livestock in his yard
There was elves in and out (in and out)
Of refrigerated vans (refrigerated vans)
People thought it was a daycare or a snowball stand (snowball stand)
Been a bunch of tenants, been a bunch of years
But Santa and his Reindeer used to live right here!
Timesaver saves time spent lot of dimes
Reindeer need a lot o Icee's in the summertime
Working through the rain
Through Bethy's hurricane
Wasn't just playing no reindeer games
Winston went to Mac Diner
Rudolph went to Colton School
It was rough bein reindeer for reindeer was cool
Dasher went to Warren Easton
Donna went to Sacred Heart
She didn't make the dances but they meet in city park
Porch in the front, yard in the back
Still got toys in the attic in a sack
Siding on the sides, washer in the rear
Santa and his reindeer used to live right here!
Sold a little toys, paid a little rent
Made deliveries on the streetcar
It was only seven cents! (only seven cents!)
They needed something bigger for a bigger operation
Doin lot o greyhound (greyhound) waiting at the station
They were looking at a four-door Oldsmobile
Instead bought a sleigh at the News On Wheels
Added power (power) steering, added power (power) brakes
Had the sled painted red at Fact-O-Bake
It would magically propel (But!)
Park parallel (But!)
You know Rudolph, he don't want to win no hell (But!)
Traffic? Weather? We really want to stay
Only Santa's pretty tired getting his sleigh towed away (OK)
You know where they went (OK)
You know its cold up there (OK)
You know its in the middle of Everywhere
I want to make it plain
I want to make it clear
But Santa and his Reindeer used to live right here!
Porch in the front, yard in the back
Still got toys in the attic in a sack
Siding on the sides, washer in the rear
Santa and his reindeer used to live right here!
Porch in the front, yard in the back
Still got toys in the attic in a sack
Siding on the sides, washer in the rear
Santa and his reindeer used to live right here!
Porch in the front, yard in the back
Still got toys in the attic in a sack
Siding on the sides, washer in the rear
Santa and his reindeer used to live right here!
Porch in the front, yard in the back
Still got toys in the attic in a sack
Siding on the sides, washer in the rear
Santa and his reindeer used to live right here!