Bachelor Boy - When Garry Married Melanie
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When I was young my father said
"Son, I have something to say"
And what he told me I'll never forget
Until my dying day
He said, "Son, you are a bachelor boy
And that's the way to stay
Son, you are a bachelor boy"
I wish I was a bloody bachelor boy
An happy bachelor was he
But he ain't no more gone was Gary
As he ditched when he got hitched
To a witch and a bitch called Melody
(Who's that then?) Gary!
(Who?) Gary!
Slouched on the couch with that cow
There ain't any doubt there's no escape now
Off he said, "Cocks and tits
It's dead be with Melody"
He said, "I only wanted to stay
But the silly sucker took his life away
I only wanted to be free
And he took no notice of me
And it's all over now
For Gary!"
The bag that gas to have a kid
The most thoughtless thing Gary ever did
Stuck in a rut, he knows he's a nut
With a pain in the butt called Melody
"I only wanted to be free
And he took no notice of me
And it's all over now
For Gary!"
Off he said, off he strayed
Gary was a sucker when he married Melody
I only wanted to stay
But the silly sucker took his life away
I only wanted to be free
And he took no notice of me
And it's all over now