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The Bigger The Figure (with Keely Smith) - Single Version

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I got a woman as big as a house, yes sir She's as big as a 2 family house with a porch & a fence You wont believe what you see when you look at her She's enormous, colossal, tremendous, gigantic, immense Why try to deny it, she's just what I like, If she goes on a diet I'll go on strike The bigger the figure, the better I like her The better I like her, the better I feed her The better I feed her, the bigger the figure The bigger the figure, the more I can love She's exactly like a watermelon Big and round and sweet In a party dress, she may be quite a mess But I love her a lot, so what if she's not so neat featured video 12 Hit Songs You Won't Believe Were Passed Up By Other Artists featured video 8 More Hilarious Misheard Lyrics About Food featured video What's That Line? featured video 11 Delicious Misheard Lyrics About Food The bigger the figure, the better I like her The better I like her, the better I feed her The better I feed her, the bigger the figure The bigger the figure, the more I can love If she ever, eats me out of money And we need the rent That'd be a synch, 'cause when were in a pinch I could put her to work under a circus tent The bigger the figure, the better I like her The better I like her, the better I feed her The better I feed her, the bigger the figure The bigger the figure, the more I can love She's exactly, like a watermelon Big and round and sweet In a party dress, she may be quite a mess But I love her a lot, so what if she's not so neat The bigger the figure . . . . . The better I like her . . . . . The better I like her . . . . . The better I feed her . . . . . The better I feed her, the bigger the figure The bigger the figure, the more I can love The bigger the figure, the better I like her The better I like her, the better I feed her The better I feed her, the bigger the figure The bigger the figure, the more I can love