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We now- interrupt your program to advertise a new season of Making of the Band
Ten contestants from all over the states
Will compete for five spots and do whatever it takes
Highlights include comedy bloopers and out-takes
Tune in Thursdays, around half-past eight
So you can pick the next New Kids on the Block
Make Jackson Five clones, make 'em play hard rock
More reality shows, pick from infinite stock
Cause we gotta do our part to get you people to watch
Smoke-Of-The-Day has got a filter which doesn't harm
Alarm the non-doers with what you're pursuin', your pleasure's peakin'
It's all-natural, it doesn't reek of tobacco burnin' the smell in your clothes
Great for the hassle
Program intervene
We have a cure for herpes but it may erupt your spleen
Other side effects may include the altering the genes
Giving birth to children with troubled minds, and no f-
We now interrupt your program to advertise a new at-home retinal scan
It's government-approved and it's safe for all ages to use, but it might cause a cranial bruise
There's no longer a need for keys to lose
If you purchase right now you automatically register for a chance to win a Carnival cruise
Call 1-800-EYE-SCAN, it's right for you-
Ex-cu~use this brief long-winded infomercial here
The ones who brought you flag decals
Concentrated freedom of beats try-outs for those leaders who died out
Tee-
We interrupt your program to inform you that George Bush has another scam
To get his son re-elected without the help of his fans and lower the price of gas
Just to get you in his hand, sucka
(We interrupt this- program)
(Let's listen now to a commercial for-)
(We now retu- return you to)
We now interrupt your program with a message from N-E-O the name brand
We're cuttin' prices at the warehouse, so come and purchase
The clothin' that'll make you look fresh on the surface
When you're wearin' this it goes without bein' said that you'll have a logo on your back and your pantleg
But don't forget to grab accessories on the way out
Especially the one's that's already pretty-
Hi, we have a new standard of living that we can sell to you with any credit card given
Visa or Master, it even treats colon cancer, doctors are on site with cameras and broadcasters
You won't be the victims cause I'm a mass market it as popular as can be till they forget of the origin
In addition to this package is a pair of new shoes
For you and your family with matching dolls and Blues Clue-
Sure, sure people work so hard to respect
Don't you wanna be like the rest or be let for the comparison
The most delectable guest of hoe, ya never spoke of refunding your dreams for better things
So it seems the only out is to reap out your life vivid what we'd see
(Let's listen to an import- important public service message)
(For a limited time-)
(Our next subject-)
(And- and- and now back to our-)
Around 10, back-to-back episodes of Sports Talk begins
We repeat it six times in a row, so don't miss it, but if you do, here's a website to go and visit
Complete with all the latest highlights and updates, and tonight we'll feature a contest
Where seven 300-pound men all have a chance to see who can eat the most cupcakes without regurgi-
Are you depressed? Shallow in the chest?
Boyfriends always leavin' you cause the size of yo breast?
We have a new method of giving you more for less
A hormonal massage, but does it really work? Well, yes
We got the top misogynists and scientists workin' together
So you can fill that new Kashmir sweater up with plump bumps
All that fits your self-esteem rhythm provided to you by the Cleavage Club-
Okay - envision yourself on a beautiful beach with beautiful freaks
Beautiful horizon, a beautiful Jeep you own
Beautiful day, beautiful way to spend time on that beautiful bay and beautiful sky
Can't forget the beautiful photogenic camera to take beautiful pictures
Of the beautiful, beautiful, beautiful life
Thanks to this beautiful moment, remember that it can be beautiful with Kodak's disposables
We urge you to listen to these instructions carefully:
"Self-Sacrifice is the law of our age"
"Self-Sacrifice? But it is precisely the self that cannot and must not be sacrificed
A man's self is his spirit. It is the unsacrificed self that we must respect in man above all."
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