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Waiting
Stephen Lynch
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It's out of my hands, and all I can do is wait
It's the not knowing that has put me in this state
The minutes feel like hours, the tension is too great
I've done my part, so now, it's in the hands of fate
Waiting for my AIDS test to come back
I shouldn't've fucked that prostitute without a prophylactic
Waiting for my AIDS test to come back
Regret is dripping from me like my semen down her crack
And now I wait
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My nerves, they have been frayed, my pants, they have been shat
I know the nurse will say it's time to have a chat
At least I'll never worry about getting fat
I should think positive, no, wait, I didn't say that
Waiting for my AIDS test to come back
I never should've blown that tranny in my Cadillac
Waiting for my AIDS test to come back
I just had to taste that sweet, forbidden nectar from his sack
And now I wait
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Is it over? Will my jersey be retired?
Will my name stitched upon a quilt be required?
Did I make a difference? Was my life inspired?
Will Denzel Washington defend me when I'm fired?
Waiting for my AIDS test to come back
Eating assholes shouldn't be an aphrodisiac
Waiting for my AIDS test to come back
If I'm clean, I swear to God I will stop shooting smack
Probably
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Boys and girls, don't be naive
Take it from your Uncle Steve
AIDS cares not whom it affects
Caught from unprotected sex
Sharing needles, blood or spit
Or piss or semen, even shit
From handshakes, sneezes, toilet seats
From monkey bites and uncooked meats
From dirty coins and dread-locked hair
From certain children in daycare
Drinking water, breathing air
I tell you, AIDS is everywhere
Oh, God, I can't take anymore
I think I'll run right out that door
But wait, the nurse comes straight away
Tell me, what does my test say?
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I'm okay
I'm okay
It's just chlamydia
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