Research (At Beach Resorts) - No Matches - No Cigarettes
Max Webster
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Okay, you gotta open your dress on weekends
And you gotta zip your fly at teatime
And you gotta take your dinky toys to Barbara's
Hello, Miss, uh, can I monogram your bikini?
This is called "Research"
Research at beach resorts
Take your tourist toys to the concert
Magnetic isn't she?
Yeah, she sleeps in your dreams
Did you hear well?
Don't you wanna feel warm?
Oh, Barbara
Angelic isn't she?
Yeah, she walks in the halls
Wanna wipe the halls?
So I'm fantasy
Oh, Barbara
"Is this all?" she cried in the hall
"Is this all?" she cried in the hall
"No," she cried
"What's this climbin' up my dress?"
I said, "It's the lobsters, Barbara"
Open your dress on weekends
Zip your fly at teatime
I'm in Grand Bend for research
To get abreast of things
To get abreast of things
Take your dinky toys to Barbara's
She sells hot dogs at Wasaga Beach
Open your pits at midnight, Barbara
And exercise your tubes at six
Jesus Christ, Barbara
What is it that you stare at?
Is it the grasshoppers I keep in jars?
Is it the forgotten sawbuck from the bar?
Or maybe just a spit of peanut butter with
Auntie, Uncle George, get out the fly swatter
Get out the raid
We're gonna have a bug party
We're gonna get laid
Come on, Barbara
Open your dress on weekends
Zip your fly at teatime
I'm in Grand Bend for research
Hey, you, eat this
To get abreast of things
To get abreast of thingsOpen your pits at midnight, Barbara
And exercise your tubes at six
Wow
Research
Take your dinky toys to Barbara's
She's selling hot-hot-hot-hot, whoa
Hot-hot, whoa, hot-hot dogs, dogs
Hot dogs at Wasaga Beach
No cigarettes
And no matches