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Tobias vs Berdly
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Animation vs. Anything
Tobias Wilson
Vs
Berdly
Draw!
With us two grouped together, I may not get an A
I will not associate with a jock who's a snake!
He's got wealth, but not of knowledge
He's rich with green and envy!
His parent might be affluent, but he can't pick up Penny!
Your concept of camaraderie is contact with my butt cheek?
You look like a neanderthal! Bro, why you acting Sussie?
Rainbow-colored hussy! Frankly, you disgust me and the ladies too
You won't be my partner and certainly not my Player 2!
Berdly, Berdly, baby! The c-c-c-crowd pleaser!
Masami blew you off cuz you're a m-m-mouth breather!
How's your sister, Wilson? At ease, I shan't be courting her
That girl is so boring even the Void is devoid of her!
Uh, I'm part of a class you would not be instructing!
Ain't the teacher's pet usually like, a hamster or something?
Seems I've been challenged to a duel, but we're skipping the joust
'Cuz if I beat you bumping my track, you might dip and crash out!
Bro, with your brown-nosing principles, I see why you're ignored
You started simping for your Queen, and now you're stuck on this cord!
You built a statue of yourself, and it's disgusting to view!
You must be wearing a diaper because you're chucking the deuce, man
You're lame, Noelle has made it clear
Susie's got her by the reigns, like hell she'll be your dear!
Listen here! Don't you talk about my sister
She's in college and she's fine!
And I doubt that she'll see Dess, but I told her to say hi!
Your faux excuses, try 'em! We know this dude is lying!
The scope you're viewing life in is cope, you're 'too biased'
Only time you're making good points is when you're helping with chores
There's no room left in Kris's party, but there's plenty in yours!
How can you be a ladies' man when there's no chick to your name?
You're like a peacock: Galavanting, and then quick to refrain
You're not a leader, you're a loser! There's no switching your place
The only one who gives an F is Simian with your grades!
Well, getting the cold shoulder is better than cold turkey
I'm not taking dating advice from iceburghley
You play games, I make gains! You button press, I bench press!
You would pass out way before passing a single of my strength tests
Noelle turned you into proceeds for a bank in the snow!
You beat her in the spelling bee, so she cast one she didn't know
Now go on, get your beauty sleep! Chill at 32°
Nice try dude, but you'll still never be as cool as me!