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The time has come To be a lover from the Argentine To slick my hair down with Brilliantine And gargly heavily with Lister... ine Wow! It's time for Max To put his backers on their backs And thrill them with amazing acts Those aging nymphomaniacs Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah! Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah! They were helpless They were hopeless Then along came Bialy! They were joyless They were boyless Then along came Bialy! They're my angels I'm their devil And I keep those embers aglow When I wooz 'em I can't lose 'em Cause I cast my spell 'n' They start yellin' "Fire down below!" They were listing They were sinking Then along came Bialy! They were desperate They were drinking Then along came Bialy! So romantic They were frantic Then their prayers were heard up above! Heaven sent them Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah! Their Bialy! Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah! I'm the celebration of love! (He's the celebration of love!) We were helpless We were hopeless Then along came Bialy! Ah! Life had passed us by And love had stolen away At the end of our rope We'd given up hope Of one last roll in the hay Discarded dolls Abandoned wrecks Condemned to a life Of sitting and knitting When all we really wanted was... sex! Ah, did you bring the checkee, my little turtledove? Yes, but first, Bialy, can we please play one dirty little game? Here in broad daylight? It'll just be a quickie Okay, what, what? Let's play the Distracted Tourist and the Ever-Watchful Orangutan! Oy, are you trying to kill me? Please, I'm exhausted! Let's play one game where there's absolutely no sex! What? How about the Jewish princess, and her husband? So romantic We were frantic Then our prayers were heard up above! Heaven sent us Our Bialy! He's the celebration of love! ย Fire down below! We were listing We were sinking Then along came Bialy! We were desp'rate We were drinking Then along came Bialy! So romantic We were frantic Then our prayers were heard up above! It's Bialy! Hail, Bialy! He's the culmination The restoration The consummation The titillation Ejaculation He's the celebration of love! Bloom! Bloom! What, Max, what? I've done it! I've done it! Look, we got all the money! Now all we have to do it put on the biggest flop in history! That's great! We can do it, we can do it We can make a million bucks! Bialystock and Bloom, Bialystock and Bloom! The show's a go! He raised the money, we're on our way Keep it gay, keep it gay, keep it gay (Then along came Bialy!) (We can do it!) We have our backing, oh, what a day (We can do it! We can do it) We can make a million bucks! (Keep it gay, keep it gay, keep it gay) (Then along came Bialy!) Wonder of wonders, we have all our cash (Everything we've ever wanted) (Bialystock and Bloom!) Barring all blunders, we should have a smash! (Is set to come our way) (And Bloom!) Deutschland, Deutschland, uber alles (It's Bialy! Hail Bialy!) Alles in der welt! Gay, gay, gay, gay! Deutschland, Deutschland, uber alles (We can make it, we won't fake it) (Gay, gay, gay, gay!) Gay, gay, gay, gay! (Bialystock and Bloom!) (Alles in der welt!) Bialystock and Bloom Bialystock and Bloom Bialystock and Bloom! Ah-ah, ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah! Ah-ah, ah-ah-ah, ah-ah! We can do it They can do it Say goodbye to woe and gloom We can do it Nothing to it Can't you hear that bing-bang-boom! With their brilliance Their resilience Up together they will zoom! We can't miss! They were fated to be mated They're Bialystock and Bloom! (We're Bialystock and Bloom!) Ah! ย