Stripe on the Nine Ball
Russel Calvin
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It was hotter than hell in the oh no tell motel
No women and no swimming pool
I couldn't find a hunny and damned it weren't funny
To wake up alone with a fool
Beneath the shade I saw a pretty young maid
She had a mop and a pail and a broom
She said you bad blues singer I'm a bad news bringer
And it's time to untangle your room
Her jeans were tight as a stripe on a nine ball
Lips they were full as a big yellow moon
She makes all her bread by making a bed
While I'm busy just making up tunes.
Hey the manager called he said check out his living and youre twenty
four hours overdue,
I placed a star by your name and it don't stand
for fame it means the sheriff will be calling on you
Heard a knock at the door and my boots hit the floor,
I had my guitar and my grass in my hand
I heard the shotgun crescendo as I crashed through
the window it sounded louder than a marching brass band
Her jeans were tight as a stripe on a nine ball
Lips they were full as a big yellow moon
She makes all her bread by making a bed
While I'm busy just making up tunes.
Well i sold me a song to a big star in nashville
My agent just called me today
He said its number one you lucky son of a gun
And you got riches coming your way
But I'm a low life, with no wife, just a no show hobo
Just a listening to the whistling freight trains
And since i found me some riches unlike the other sons of
bithces, taking all the pleasure and leaving nothing to fame
Her jeans were tight as a stripe on a nine ball
Lips they were full as a big yellow moon
She makes all her bread by making a bed
While I'm busy just making up tunes.