Post Nuclear Talking Blues
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I don't have the magnetism of a national hero
I'm not desperate enough to carry around a bomb in a bag
I hate to clean up behind my dog
He's a pretty big guy, he eats like a hog
And I never quite get that haircut they have in the window
I better give myself a talking to
I better work out what I'm going to do
I'll maybe get myself a wife
I better get myself a life
Instead of these post-nuclear talking blues
I go to the store, the express line gets derailed
I know that none of my batteries were included
I fall down every time I drink
I wash and all my clothes turn pink
And I always come home with someone else's pants
I better give myself a talking to
I better work out what I'm going to do
I'll maybe get myself a wife
I better get myself a life
Instead of these post-nuclear talking blues
The rain won't worry a drowning man
Until his feet are on dry land
He won't even care if his best shoes are full of sand
Wherever my flight touches down
My bags are in a different town
And the customs men love to be intimate with me
I better give myself a talking to
I better work out what I'm going to do
I'll maybe get myself a wife
I better get myself a life
Instead of these post-nuclear talking blues