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Crazy Rap (Colt 45) - GAYMIX
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Listen man
I got a lot of stories and experiences
From past times with niggas bruh
Y'all already know it's DigBar and I don't
I don't usually tell people 'bout these stories and experiences
But everybody gather around, grab a nigga ass
Hold onto his leg, do somethin'
And just kick back, gather 'round the mic, and listen to this shit man
I said stroke 40 guys, and 2 big fags
Babies all on my teeth
You can go in my jaw, grab them balls
Stroke that BBC
Put my hair in a bun, that is what I learned
When sucking that dirty black dong
Stop and grab the shlong, and play ping-pong
That shit stretch a long way to Hong Kong
So, blow, blow, blow, my boy
Suck on his penis stems
Feeling tight as hell, tryna ride him well
Now I got a jagged rim
Deepthroat, throat, like 80 D's
Breaking backs 'til he squeal
If my dick and my titties just don't sell
I bet my fatty will
Well it was just sundown in a small white town
And I need to meat ride right now (Well)
When the asshole man walked through the white land
Asses went up for sale
Well I was standing on the corner with this fat ass meat
When I met a lil' dude named Jan (Jan)
He took a ride on my fatty, he was calling me his daddy
He the leader of the Butt Fuck Clan (ha ha)
We fucked on the bed, fucked on the floor
Fucked so long, my penis grew an afro
Then I fucked to the left (left), fucked to the right (left)
He sucked my tip on my big black pipe (ha ha)
I thought to myself, he's a keeper
All in his cakes, I ain't talkin' zebra
I put on my clothes, and I was on my way
'Til his daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet (Woah)
So I ran, I jumped out the back window
But his daddy, he was waiting with a fat ass chode
Oh, he beat me to the left, beat me to the right
The motherfucker fucked my ass all night (damn)
But I ain't mad, I just slept with his dad
I'm the best damn bussy he's ever had (ha ha)
I grabbed the BBC, he adjustin' my spine
He gon' fuck my shit just one more time
I said stroke 40 guys, and 2 big fags
Babies all on my teeth
You can go in my jaw, grab them balls
Stroke that BBC
Put my hair in a bun, that is what I learned
When sucking that dirty black dong
Stop and grab the shlong, and play ping-pong
That shit stretch a long way to Hong Kong
So, blow, blow, blow, my boy
Suck on his penis stems
Feeling tight as hell, tryna ride him well
Now I got a jagged rim
Deepthroat, throat, like 80 D's
Breaking backs 'til he squeal
If my dick and my titties just don't sell
I bet my fatty will
I met this nigga in Hollywood
He had green hair, but damn, he look good (damn)
I took him to the house to break his spine
Then he whipped out a dick that was bigger than mine!
I met this nigga from Japan
He never made love with an African (African)
I fucked him once (once), busted twice (twice)
I ate that penis like shrimp fried rice! (wooooo)
Don't be amazed by the stories I tell ya (tell ya)
Met a daddy in the heart of Australia
He had a big butt and big titties too
So I hopped in his ass like a kangaroo
See, I met this nigga from Hawaii!
Put it in his ass and he said, "Aiiee!"
Dick was breakfast, bussy was lunch
Then his kids started tasting like Hawaiian Punch (ha ha)
I gave Colonel Sanders pipe in the state of Kentucky
He said, "I'll fry some chicken if you just fuck me"
I blew up in his mouth, just like ISIS
I gave him my secret blend of germs and pipus
I said stroke 40 guys, and 2 big fags
Babies all on my teeth (uhh)
You can go in my jaw, grab them balls
Stroke that BBC (that BBC, nigga)
Put my hair in a bun, that is what I learned
When sucking that dirty black dong
Stop and grab the shlong, and play ping-pong
That shit stretch a long way to Hong Kong
I met Dolly Parton's man in Tennessee (Tennessee)
His penis was filled with Hennessy (Hennessy)
That country screwin' really drove me crazy
But I rode that ass and said, "Let's have babies" (yeah)
Met this daddy in Oklahoma
Put that bussy in a coma
Met this daddy in Michigan
Can't wait 'til I suck that dick again
Met a real black dude down in South Carolina (what?)
Treated his ass like a nice vagina
Fucked this hooker in Iowa
I sent him to the medic, so I owe him
Fucked a big booty nigga down in Georgia
Ate the nigga out, man I thought I told ya
I made this beautiful man deepthroat
Then he ran across the border of Mexico
Fine young thing, said his name Jakia
I wrapped his butt up just like a hot tortilla
His butt getting buried, his ass distorted
I know I'm finna cry when he get deported
I said stroke 40 guys, and 2 big fags
Babies all on my teeth
You can go in my jaw, grab them balls
Stroke that BBC
Put my hair in a bun, that is what I learned
When sucking that dirty black dong
Stop and grab the shlong, and play ping-pong
That shit stretch a long way to Hong Kong
So, blow, blow, blow, my boy
Suck on his penis stems
Feeling tight as hell, tryna ride him well
Now I got a jagged rim
Deepthroat, throat, like 80 D's
Breaking backs 'til he squeal
If my dick and my titties just don't sell
I bet my fatty will