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Sans vs. Jevil
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Video Game Rap Battles!
Player One: Jevil
Player Two: Sans
Fight!
How 'bout you spare me your judgement
'cause now my court is in session
And I just want to play a game, not get morality lessons
So it's no question when this pest is gunnin' mii on the track
I'll wear your body as a skin and then I'll bring it into Smash
Makes sense you're a skeleton, I don't know where your brain is at
Claim you're high and mighty, take me back to your lazy acts
You waited for your team to meet all their defeats
To teach your righteous themes? What a megalovaniac!
I could fall asleep for 100 years from the boring battle
That you're bringing here and beat you badly all the same
The diamonds that I spit can spin the club so it's insane
You want to gamble with your life
'Cause you'll be paying it back in spades
When you're the weakest in your team and that's canon
You're bluffin', when you're actin' tough
Just like you're standin' for justice
And here I thought I was the jester, still you're crackin' me up
And that's cause when I rap, I can do anything
While you stand and to nothin'
Well you spit one thing true in fact
That when we're rappin', I can to nothin'
Because your game doesn't require fighting you to pass
So it's no mystery I'll leave you floored as if I used a blue attack
At least my friends are stayin' by me
You just ramble and annoy them 'til they break at the seams
So they shove you in the dungeon and they break all the keys
Now even Malius could not fix up your strayed sanity
Stop your absurd verse cosplayin' nerd
I could find better rhymes in the lines of a word search
Still you blurt how we're sheep and you're free?
Nobody's played a joker this fake deep since Joaquin
Toppin' secret bosses won't be much of a test
When people spend more time on my fight than your main story's quest
So if you're wondering why people look at you and they jest, well
Maybe it's the way you're dressed
You don't throw punches, just puns, you're calling that a comeback?
Hope in my heart you weren't starting with your hardest attack
And who cares who's secret? We're just pieces in a game so answer
Do you think that you're and ace?
If yes you're more clueless than Lancer!
Sans, you know that you're doomed to suffer such a horrible time
Where you get beaten on repeat like it's the carousel ride
Try to make me devil's knife, you'll be reset back on the mic
Because the viewers of these fights will never be pacified
This fight's full of surprises, it's a shame that nobody's find it
If you had a prison guard, you would lose to Papyrus
All this chaos is for nothing cause, man we know
People only know your because my cameo! (Sans!)
A man who's dressed so fab and likes to blab about his gossip?
No need to hide, I think it's time you stepped out of that closet
Sucks that you had flopped to be a cool cryptic villain
Who turned out less of a Gaster and more of a Tem Village
Game over!
Choose your character!
Video Game Rap Battles!
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