Man Overboard
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Man overboard, unnuh seh mek him drown
Wah mi seh? Man overboard
Drown, motherfuckers
Man overboard, let him drown
Man overboard, let him drown
Man overboard, let him drown
Drown, motherfucker, drown
They told us focus on the distance to cope with the motion sickness
Lower doses on prescriptions and tell us your known conditions
Smoke rose from the engine, we slowly noticed the difference
In the tone of those announcements, then
The power started dipping (Hit the switch)
Which is right when faulty backup generator number six
Spit a fireball that nearly cleared the deck and killed a kid
Kicking off a frantic stampede for the lifeboats
Panic at the information desk from guests in white robes
Each demanding VIP exceptions, get them flights home
But no hope was in sight for tourists trapped beneath the microscope
In a floating petri dish and leaky ship no one could quite tow
Beneath a darkened chandelier, we heard from our polite host
"The karaoke competition's canceled for tonight, folks"
But all of that was years ago, turns out there's nowhere to go
Down here, we're all prepared to float
And let the current steer the boat
And anyhow, we found a different type of fun
'Cause if you hit the nightly lottery, your vacation is done
Man overboard, let him drown
Man overboard, let him drown
Man overboard, let him drown
Drown, motherfucker, drown
The announcement said, "Don't set
Yourself on fire to keep others warm"
The safety dance was underperformed
They looked at our hands to write a song to save us all
From Lord of the Flies, Children of the Corn
The captain bounced his last rain
Check during one heck of a thunderstorm
Now every red cent that you pinch
Attracts sharks 'cause they smell blood
Do your best to escape without scratch marks from Hell's tub
If you're the brash type who haggles
Then you don't deserve the upgrade
Pack light when you travel, Waterworld is in your runway
Gotta greet the royals with a "Hail
Satan" and an "Amen" and a "Surf's up"
And a "Hang ten," that's when the hangman turns up like "Word up"
Right now, you might not feel hurt, but this is an unsafe spot
So either stay put with one slave foot
In the grave plot or take your shot
New jacks who inflate their muscles, so they ain't allowed in
Hustlers so wet behind the ears, they're always in danger of drowning
These special spectacles of bloody passion, ugly in action
Take a picture and use a filter and then
Hold a contest for the funny caption
Criminal sketch comedy troupes are bound to cash in
And they don't answer to anybody, buddy, well, nobody's asking
And that's the escape clause, we're all hip to the lawyer speak
Very slick with the PR, never actually clean the oil leaks
Seriously, staying silent is a crime in certain instances
And being a bystander doesn't grant you innocence
But listen to this (Man overboard)
We see the effort, you're in trouble (Man overboard)
We definitely recognize the struggle (Man overboard)
But the lifeguard is off duty
And you're only lying in a puddle, motherfucker, stand up
Yeah, the conditions were basically the exact opposite of our
Expectations and what we thought we booked back in December, January
You know, we were told it would be a private island in the Bahamas
There would be private jets. And the reality was a stark
Contrast to what we were expecting. We weren't expecting to
Cancel, and we weren't canceling. I think they told us we were
Going to have gourmet food trucks there or something along
Those lines. And I have to give credit to the staff because they
Did great jobs. There was no organization when it came to the
Accommodation, they had us in a line. There weren't even basic
Needs. There wasn't enough water, there wasn't enough lodgings