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Plain Plate Of Noodles
John Mulaney
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I hate to make a scene at a restaurant
But there's only one meal that I ever want
Just noodles with butter
And not too much
And they have to be the tube kind
Or I won't touch
We were once on a cruise
And the waiters got to know me
Before my family ordered
They would bring me macaroni
A plain plate of noodles
With a little bit of butter
But life ain't a cruise ship
It's a boat without a rudder
Yeah, a plain plate of noodles
With a little bit of butter
It's the only thing I'll eat
I've tried steak and chicken
And lots of different fishes
But I just want my noodles
Even though they're not nutritious
They say be myself
And live the life I want
Except when I want noodles
At a fancy restaurant
I know that I'm not normal
I feel alone and lonely
I'm the only living boy
Who just wants macaroni
I just want macaroni
Just a plain plate of noodles
With a little a bit of butter
'Cause I've tried every food
And I haven't liked another
A plain plate of noodles
With a little bit of butter
Is the only thing I'll eat
And on my wedding day
While my bride is eating lobster
Will I still be saying
"Can I please just have some pasta?"
A plain plate of noodles
With a little bit of butter
I've tried every food
And I haven't liked another
A plain plate of noodles
With a little bit of butter
It's the only thing I'll eat
Just a plain plate of noodles
(A plain plate of noodles)
A plain plate of noodles
(A plain plate of noodles)
A plain plate of noodles
With a little bit of butter
A plain plate of noodles
With a little bit of butter
A plain plate of noodles
With a little bit of butter
'Cause I've tried every food
(He's tried every food)
Lord, I've tried every food
(He's tried every food)
And I haven't liked another
It's the only thing I'll eat
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