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Black Scorpion Theme

That Damned Band
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Ladies & gentlemen, I am the Black Scorpion from Austin, Texas All right, all right, play the bongos nekkid I was born with what's known as ectrodactyly Never heard of it That's OK, because some doctors, some doctors haven't even heard of it In fact, sometimes I even have to spell it for 'em Ectrodactyly e c t r o d a c t y l y Ectrodactyly It's the same thing that Yoda had Now I don't want to cause a panic, so that's why I'm wearing a mask But this is a robbery I want everybody to put their bubblegum and bra straps in these bags Because if there's three things I love, it's bubblegum, boobies, and bags Leave, run, get away Before the monster breaks free and the blood boils over The anger pours out all at once I wanna escape from these man-made manacles. Commit to the trick, dodging bitter wounds wound 'round the wrist Tight, in the womb tighter still - wrapped snug like a newborn In this rough, white, backwards jacket Arms pulled back, bear-hugging myself Upside-down while gravity takes care of the rest Struggling back and forth, swaying, suspended Above for all to view Break out, flee, free Standing, upright Upon a sheet piled high with busted wine bottles Conscious of shards shifting beneath bare, clammy feet Signing clauses and counterfeit contracts imploring flight for fright Jump, soar, fly, upon the broken green glass This is the disguise, the illusion of danger This is the act of hiding behind Individuality Of not saying what one really means Deaf to the facts one needs to hear Mute to the words one should say Numb to reality, one must feel the death of expression Through the facade of artistic impressions Good bye, so long, gone Chufe, chufe chufe, chufe away from me Chufe, chufe chufe, chufe away from me Chufe, chufe chufe, chufe away from me Chufe, chufe chufe, chufe away from me Chufe, chufe chufe, chufe away from me Chufe, chufe chufe, chufe away from me Chufe, chufe chufe, chufe away from me Chufe, chufe chufe, chufe away from me Chufe, chufe chufe, chufe away from me Chufe, chufe chufe, chufe away Se la vie