Zachary
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Lemme tell ya about a boy named Zachary
Hell of a guy, yeah, Mister Congeniality
Cuz the reality? This guy is naturally
One of a kind man, get ready for some flattery
He got no allergies, he got no cavities
Eat what he want man, don't worry about them calories
My cousin majesty, part of the family
We making songs better than Bohemian Rhapsody
(Ooh) Everybody's buzzing
(Ooh) 'Bout my killer cousin
Damn right that's the end of discussion
I got everybody talking (About my boy Zachary)
(Ooh) Everybody's loving
(Ooh) On my second cousin
#2 in blood, #1 in our hearts
I got everybody talking (About my boy Zachary)
I'm kinda biased, can't you already tell
So now let's turn it to my boy, Vergie, tell him how it is
I never met him but he seems pretty nice though
I mean, these are unconfirmed things
But Michael doesn't lie about these things
Like that one time you did that one thing, yeah
I can't wait to meet ya, but in the meantime
I gotta take Michael's word for it, woo
Like when he showed me a picture of you
It may have been another cousin but I think it was you
(Ooh) Alex Vergel doesn't
(Ooh) Know about my cousin
Oh man, I completely forgot that
I never told Verg (About my boy Zachary)
(Ooh) Never had discussions
(Ooh) 'Bout our favorite cousins
That's my bad man, I thought I explained that
We were gonna do a song (About my boy Zachary)
Don't worry though, I got an ace in the hole
So lemme throw it now to Hahn to get us back on track
Zachary Taylor was a really great president
Yeah you could say he was the White House greatest resident
He owned slaves and I really disagree with that
But he's a really great guy though in spite of that
He died in office after 16 months
You could say it was the best one year and a third
He's the only human being that I think deserves a song
Try to rap a rap for someone else, I think that you're absurd
(Ooh) Never saw that coming
(Ooh) Should've just said nothing
What a waste of our time and a rhyme man
I gotta tell Hahn (you got the wrong Zachary)
(Ooh) Should've gave instructions
(Ooh) Man I'm just too trusting
That's me, Mr. Naivete
You got another Zach in mind? (You got the wrong Zachary)
(Ooh) Not a work of fiction
(Ooh) Or a politician
Just a fella in the prime of his life
There's nothing that extraordinary (about my boy Zachary)
(Ooh) Everybody's loving
(Ooh) On my second cousin
Damn right, that's the end of discussion
I got everybody talking (About my boy Zachary)
#2 in blood, #1 in our hearts
I got everybody talking (About my boy Zachary)
I'm kinda biased, can't you already tell
I got everybody talking (About my boy Zachary)
Well that's it