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The Windows Update Song
LOLNEIN
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You crack your thumbs, sit down, and run over the headphone cord
Drop heaps of crumbs of your sweet bun deep into my keyboard
And then you type with these fingers that are still not clean
I can live with dirty keys, but you let others touch my screen
Every day, I watch you living the Adobe Suite life
Makes me want to Office myself three sixty-five
You take a break from working
Get up and leave, so I'm releasing something that's been lurking
It is payback time
I've got an update; want me to restart now or wait?
Too late!
You left an open file, did not save for a while
Turn off and on, oh no, and now it's gone!
Do as you dictate; your actions taught me how to hate
Primate
You return and cry, log in and wonder why
Edge won't stop appearing on your desktop
You think you're Windows-gyver since you plugged in a device
Installed an ancient driver and then only crashed it twice
Yet, don't get it needs to buffer, 'cause your internet is crap
So you want to see me suffer and give me a wimpy slap
You play some fancy games, can't you hear I'm out of breath?
You want those golden sixty frames but get blue screens of death
You take a break from playing
Get up and leave, so I'm releasing what you kept delaying
It is payback time
I've got an update; want me to restart now or wait?
Too late!
You left an open file, did not save for a while
Turn off and on, oh no, and now it's gone!
Do as you dictate; your actions taught me how to hate
Primate
You return and cry, log in and wonder why
Edge won't stop appearing on your desktop
Users fall for every scam
Each contact in their outlook eventually gets harmful spam
I feel like a death notebook
What use is the best barrier when they're the virus carrier
Hot singles in your area, they cheer; the more, the merrier
I've got an update; want me to restart now or wait?
Too late!
You left an open file, did not save for a while
Turn off and on, oh no, and now it's gone!
Do as you dictate; your actions taught me how to hate
Primate
You return and cry, log in and wonder why
Edge won't stop appearing on your desktop
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