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The Church Of The ATM
Chris Rock
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Let me tell you right now
The number one reason people hate America
The number one reason
Is because of our religion
America worship money, we worship money
Separate God from school
Separate God from work
Separate God from government
But on your money it says, in God we trust
All my life I've been looking for God
And He's right in my pocket
Americans worship money
And we go to the same church
The church of ATM
Everywhere you look
There's a new branch popping up
Reminding you about how much money you got
And how much money you don't got
And if it got less than 20 dollars
The machine won't even talk to you
The machine is like you better go see a teller
You ever go to the teller
And trying to take out eight thousand fifty cents
I was disgusted
Oh man you gotta wait on that long-ass line
People doing real transaction in front of you
You get up to the fucking front
You fill out your form 850
The fucking teller looks at it
She look at you, she looks at the teller
She don't even take the money out of the drawer
She takes it out of her pocket
Wasting my time
Mhen you get the fuck out of here, shit
I think every bank should have a box
Or ones by the door
For they broke ass customer
I don't need free chicken I need lunch money
Trying to buy me some pork fried rice man
And here's another thing man
Drugs are illegal
But ATM machines are open 24 hours a day
24 hours a day for who
Who the fuck is it open for?
Have you ever taken three hundred dollars
At 4 o'clock in the morning for something positive?
Shit, when you press that machine
At 4 o'clock in the morning
I think a psychiatrist should pop up
On the screen and go, come one man
Save your money man
Don't buy drugs, buy some rims
They spinning and they got I spinning
Americans worship money shit
You know why banks are closed on Sunday?
'Cause if they wasn't church would be empty
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