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Pontypool Front Row

Max Boyce
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On the last LP we did a thing about greats from West Wales And so here's my tribute therefore to the Pontypool front row Now I'll tell you all a story About some lads I know Who were known throughout the valleys As the Pontypool front row It's got a little chorus, and that chorus you all know So tell me are you ready? (Yes!) Up and under, here we go Up and under, here we go Are you ready, yes or no? Up and under, here we go It's the song of the Pontypool front row Now they made a film in London It was censored double X The sort of film that frightens one Not one of lust and sex Mary Whitehouse saw it and now they'll never show A film called Up and Under starring the Pontypool front row And it's up and under, here we go Are you ready, yes or no? Up and under, here we go It's the song of the Pontypool front row We had trouble in Uganda with President Amin So we sent an envoy out there with a message from the Queen To stay that execution but Amin answered "No" 'Til a card was sent from the Viet Gwent The Pontypool front row And it's up and under, here we go Are you ready, yes or no? Up and under, here we go It's the song of the Pontypool front row They've had trouble on the railways with some of soccer's fans I've seen them on the terraces throwing stones and cans They've stopped the soccer specials, it's a waste of time I know 'Cause in the end, they'll have to send for the Pontypool front row And it's up and under, here we go Are you ready, yes or no? Up and under, here we go It's the song of the Pontypool front row There's a programme on the tele, I watch it when I can The story of an astronaut, the first bionic man He cost six million dollars That's a lot of bread I know But Wigan offered more than that for the Pontypool front row And it's up and under, here we go Are you ready, yes or no? Up and under, here we go It's the song of the Pontypool front row Up and under, here we go Are you ready, yes or no? Up and under, here we go It's the song of the Pontypool front row Up and under, here we go Are you ready, yes or no? Up and under, here we go Goodnight, nos da With the song of the Pontypool front row