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Dippin' Sauce
The Two Man Gentlemen Band
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Well, I just caught me an animal
He was small, all covered with hair
Hangin' from my trap by his miniature feet
A-danglin' in the air
Out came my knife
To turn this tiny beast
From alive to dead
His beady little eyes
Never strayed from mine
And this is what he said
"You ain't gonna eat my meat without no dippin' sauce"
Dippin' sauce
Dippin' sauce
"Though I'm mainly skin and bone
I am still quite the feast
But without no dippin' sauce
You ain't gonna eat my meat"
Do dododo do dodo dodo
Do dodo do dododo do
Do dodo do dodo do
Do dododo dodo
So I gutted him, skinned him, stuck a spit in him
And laid him over the fire
Grabbed me a nearby starving nymph
Slipped into my formal attire
The scent of flesh made her swoon
With this meal I'll make her mine
I said "thank you tiny jungle animal
And darlin', open wide"
She said "I ain't gonna eat your meat without no dippin' sauce"
Dippin' sauce
Dippin' sauce
"Your persuasive whispering
Means nothing, my sweet
Cause without no dippin' sauce
I ain't gonna eat your meat"
If I had two faucets
They'd be makin' dippin' sauces
If I had two closets
Fill them up with dippin' sauces
If I had two bosses
I'd be working real hard
But at the end of the day
And on my days off
I'd find a little time
To dream about dippin' sauce
"I ain't gonna eat your meat without no dippin' sauce"
Dippin' sauce, mhm
Dippin' sauce
"Your persuasive whispering
Means nothing, my sweet
Cause without no dippin' sauce
I ain't gonna eat your meat"
Dippin' sauce
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