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Eskimo Joe Sweater
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I could never wear that sweater
I could never wear that sweater!
My grandpa bought me a hand-me-down
When I put it on, I looked like a clown
All the kids would beat me up at school
And made me itch 'cause it was made of wool
Leather-bound buttons and a monkey shit brown
Everywhere I go, people putting me down
When I go on the low, let our bottom arms up
Makes my life, they got a big bad gun
I could never wear that sweater
I could never wear that sweater!
I was feeling late on an afternoon
My lip was all bloody and my forehead all bruised
Singing on the blues, I ooh-lee better
All because of that shitty brown sweater
Shitty little sweater causing too much pain
Hung it in the closet, wouldn't wear it again
No disrespect to my grandpa
But the sweater incident had gone too far!
I could never wear that sweater
I could never wear that sweater!
I could never wear that sweater
I could never wear that sweater!
Late last June, I was buying some slacks
From my favorite op shop named Auntie Jack's (Auntie Jack's)
Took them back to my abode
Had a good look through my big wide throat
Then I spied that certain sweater
But somehow it looked so much better
When I put it on, no turning back
Even look good with my new bad slacks
I could never wear that sweater
I could never wear that sweater!
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I could never wear that sweater
I could never wear that sweater!
I could never wear that sweater
I could never wear that sweater!
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