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Your dick
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Your dick
Your dork
Your dick
Your prick
Your prick
Your pork
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Pork? Who calls it a pork?
These men, and the stuff they call a wee-wee
A wee-wee?
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You mean a penis, don't you?
A penis? Penis is such an ugly word
Not that ugly, really
Sure, I use it all the time
Sure, we all say it every once in a while
Listen: penis!
Ew!
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Penis!
Penis!
Ooh, it sounds so revolting the way you guys say it
Ew, ca-ca
Ca-ca
A penis can be a very youthful organ
Yeah, and very exciting, too, once you get to know me
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Penis!
Penis!
It sounds so overwhelmingly medicinal
A penis sounds like something a doctor should have hanging off of him
None of the men I know and love in
The rock and roll business got penises
They all have cocks or dicks, at least
Sure, you wanna go strap on a pop star
And he wants to stick a penis up you
Where's that at?
Let's ask our studio audience!
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Will you trade what he has in his pants
For what I have behind this curtain?
What is it?
You mean what's in his pants?
I know what's in his pants, he's a lonely guy
Take the money!
You have to choose before the big wheel stops whirling
You! Hey, buddy, Sky Marshall, go whirl the big wheel
Can I just take the money?
There isn't any money, just the curtain and the lonely guy
Take the money!
Time is running out, think it over carefully
The curtain!
I want the money
Wait!
What could it be in there?
In his pants?
In the curtain?
Doesn't anybody care what's in my pants?
It's too little to have a car or a refrigerator in it
Don't be deceived by the size of the curtain
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