He Knows The Rules
Stan Webb; Chicken Shack
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I met a girl last night that I wanted to love
Let me tell you, man, what a fool I was
I took her home like she was twenty-one
When I met her mother she said, "I'm sorry, son"
I said, "Woah, please let me explain"
She said, "When you see the judge
You can tell him everything"
The girl looked at her mother, she said, "Mother, let him go
It's all my fault, Mother, 'cause he didn't know"
Her mother looked around, she said, "It's you he fooled
This man's now ten times seven and he knows the rules"
I said, "Woah, please let me explain"
She said, "When you see the judge
You can tell him everything"
And her mother said, "Joe, you better come here quick
Have a rascal outside and he thinks he's slick"
She said, "I made up, I had a mighty run
And out stepped Joe with his tommy gun"
I said, "Woah, please let me explain"
She said, "When you see the judge
You can tell him everything"
He said, "Please, please, mister, I didn't mean no harm"
He said, "I'll make sure you leave my daughter alone"
He said, "Now you don't have to worry about Judge Hulme
'Cause it was me and my child, and you've had your fuel"
I said, "Woah, please let me explain"
He said, "I'm the judge, and you're talking to the jury, man"