For The Avoidance Of Any Doubt
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Dear Sir
We are writing to you
On behalf of our client who is very distressed
'Cause Sir
She did furnish to you
Her relevant numbers and her email address
Aforementioned client feels hard done
Aforementioned numbers remain un-rung
We hope you'll note this matter is a serious one
And for avoidance of any doubt
She's waiting by the phone
Waiting by the fax
Gone to check the post
Heading out to Fast Track
Charging up her cell
Hoping for a text
Opening up her emails
Not a word from you
Not a single word
Dear Sir
It is further alleged
On an earlier occasion end of January
That you did then solemnly pledge
To call or text our client and did further agree
In a period not exceeding very soon to have tried
To take her out to dinner any number of times
Sir we deem this period to now have expired
But for avoidance of any doubt
She's waiting by the phone
Waiting by the fax
Gone to check the post
Heading out to Fast Track
Charging up her cell
Hoping for a text
Opening up her email
All she has is junk mail
Would it have been so hard for you to send her
A nitsy bitsy mail or a teeny weeny letter?
We put it to you Sir you've been found out
Beyond all reasonable doubt
She's waiting by the phone
Waiting by the fax
Gone to check the post
Heading out to Fast Track
Charging up her cell
Hoping for a text
Opening up her email
Giving up on FedEx
Waiting by the phone
She's waiting by the fax
She's gone to check the post
She's heading out to Fast Track
Charging up her cell
Hoping for a text
Opening up her email
Not a word from you
Notwithstanding regards to same
Our client heretofore to remain
Waiting by the phone
Waiting all alone
Oh Sir