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Two Handed Handshake
The Hold Steady
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Oh, darling
Says he's so damn glad to meet you
His one silver earring
Says he parties on weekends
He churns through the channels when he's watching some TV
He recites lines from movies when he's trying to be funny
And guys, it's like we're not even trying
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Yeah, she dances with that one guy
But she must know we're watching
It seems like less, way less people, than were here just last weekend
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She's still pretty pissed about that beer spilling bitch
There were stares, there were glares, there were names
Girls, you know you're not really helping
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And I don't think that you'll find love
In some bathroom at some club
And I left ones who didn't come back
Now we had First Ave on Fridays
We're pirates at port
We go in and get high
Two at a time, we get drunk on the sports
We're falling into bed with our television sets
We're watching movies that we've already seen
Oh, guys, it's like we're not even trying
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In some desperate pageant
We fall asleep in our makeup, and we woke up in a blemish
Just making up my mind about the drinks after work
It's such a gossipy office
Girls, you know you're gonna find someone
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You know you're gonna find someone
You cannot trust your next one
You ain't gonna find someone
You cannot trust your next one
You gotta try a little harder
We gotta do a little better
You gotta try a little harder
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You gotta try a little harder
We gotta do a little better
You gotta try a little harder
Guys, I'm pretty sure that we can all put all together
And girls, you gotta learn to be nice to one another
And guys, don't you think that we can put all together
And girls, can't you learn to be nice to one another, oh
And I don't think that we will find love
In some bathroom at the club
And I've had some ones who didn't come back
Oh, put the flowers in the bag
And I don't think that we will find love
In these bathrooms at the club
And I've left ones who don't come back, hmm
Now their just some fingers that we cross
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