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Mr. Wolf vs Dog Man
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Animation VS Anything
Mr. Wolf
Vs
Dog Man (Yes!)
Draw! (Yes!)
Yes, guess who's in the verse? Lupus steal like Lupin the III!
Peach fuzz, buzz cut, dude, hit the curb!
You don't wanna chase me, pooch! Stick to squirrels
Hit the triple Flip-o-Rama with the fleece
And judging by your art, they defunded the police
Half-human, head over heels for poodles
Guess frou-frou appeals to ya, true blue feeling of Zuzuphilia!
You and I are alike, we've been to prison
But you didn't do time for the crimes that you committed
And when I said and gathered a team, and got a jump on police
And hit a lick on the chief, it's pretty different
The only thing you snatched is Petey the Cat's cradle!
Did him just like his whiskers, took one off his side later!
Hats off! Had to put you on the news, half-wit
Half-dog, half-man, 100% pig!
We interrupt this blooper to bring you an exclusive
Breaking News! Sarah Hatoff reporting for duty!
The Bad Guys tried to take the track and failed
Now they're being hauled straight to cat burglar jail!
Wow, that sounds great, our hero is a trooper!
No matter what we need him to do, he'd be like 'Supa!'
Now I think it's high time for me to introduce the
Half-dog, half-man, 100% supa cop: Dog Man! (Woof!)
Your gang's stuck in handcuffs
Make like the whole crowd and put your hands up!
Whether it's a guinea or the fuzz you screw with
When up against the piggies, you huffed, puffed, and blew it!
Tell me who's the half-wit with the crew straight-laced
When you got double-crossed by a dude named Snake!
And when it comes to custody, you better pay your bail
I'll be hanging with Li'l Petey, you'll be left hanging in jail
Easy there, Paw Patrol, don't do something drastic!
Stick to acting as Living Spray for Scholastic
No-showed by Al, can't go home to Alice
You hired Yung Gravy cuz you flow like molasses!
I gave the whole industry some Cannery Grow!
You gave up your soul for your film to stand on its own!
Cuz DreamWorks needed Awkafina just to get the Webs talking
I'd throw the book at you if anybody had a copy!
Well, if you want to book me, I'm thinking this crook should!
I should call you Marmalade, 'cuz you're makin' me look good
You got your wires crossed and blew the fuse together
Then doubled your stupidity when you fused together!
Somehow stitched your body back up, but never your broken life
Now you're stuck wallowing in dog days and lonely Knights
You're chasing your own tail, let me throw your girl a bone
Your separation was warranted cuz nobody was home!
I'm top dog, and I'm fellin' the felon who's stepping up!
Pretending he fell in line the second he fell in love!
I'm Diane to fetch bandits lying with fed branches!
Bring in the Crimson Paw, I'd catch her red-handed!
You're all bark, perp, lazy!
Forget Dog Man, you're caught up on Purse Lady!
Before this twerp breaks free, I'll muzzle him, making him stay quiet
And we'll forever both have the right to remain-
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