Taylor Swift Is Stalkin' Me
Ray Stevens
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Oh I bet she's in the yard again
I have to call the cops
She follows me everywhere I go I can't make her stop
I swear sometimes she's been inside my house when I've been gone
She's about to drive me crazy hey let me tell ya what's a going on
Taylor Swift is stalking me
She's a little Lolita she's a hustler she's a tramp
She's stalking me
Makes a lie look like a girl scout yet she's so tan
She's probably in that back yard now up in that tall pine tree
With a pair of night vision goggles focus right on me
I swear she's everywhere I go you know it's plain to see
I think she's in the cabin shooting pictures in three d
Taylor Swift is stalking me oh Lord
I told her I knew you were trouble
After all you're just twenty two
She said you belong to me and I'm only me when I'm with you
I'm writing songs about you she said and she even wrote our song
Then she turned mean and said no one's as
Cold as you when I told her I was a moving on
Now Taylor Swift is stalking me
She's a little Lolita she's a hustler she's a tramp
She's stalking me
She's a lie looks like a girl scout yet she's so tan
She's probably in the back yard now up in that tall pine
Tree with a pair of them night vision goggles focused right on me
I swear she's everywhere I go you know it's plain to see
I think she's planted a bug from under the rug you can't see
She's stalking me hey
Somebody
Help woah
You know this is really happening I'm being stalked by a super star
She said thatour love story has put tears on her guitar
Her face is all over my TV screen
And on the cover of all the magazines
I see her every where I go you know this has gone to far
Taylor Swift is stalking me
She's a little Lolita she's a hustler she's a tramp
She's stalking me
Makes a lie looks like a girl scout yet she's a tramp
She's probably in that back yard up in that tall pine
Tree with a pair of night vision goggles focused right on me
I swear she's everywhere I go you know it's plain to see
I bet she has a big hat pin and a voodoo doll of me
You know she's stalking me
I know I'm a hunk girls been chasing me since 1989
I can't help it if I'm a hottie it's a curse
I told her we are never getting together
She's not believing me she'll jump them walls text Twitter and call
She just keeps bothering me
I know nobody believes me but you just look up that pine tree
There she is with them goggles on I
Tell you Taylor Swift is stalking me
What
That's not her
What is it
It's a hottie owl
Hey let me see them binoculars
Well who'd of thunk it
My bad