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Scottish Bar Stool
Black Tartans
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Please no more gas on me โ I pray for freshness
L'd give everything for the sweet scent of a girl
My legs and spirit can no longer stand the weight
From all these fat asses, I need to hurl
Even near the sea in company of seagulls
In a beautiful land, I get to feel like a knucklehead
No more balls on my nose, no more butts on my skull
No more hair in my eyes, no more sweat on my head
It's hard, it's hard to be a bar stool
For centuries, how not to feel like a fool
The two hollows in my head fill up with booze
From the bottom of my pub, I beg you
It's hard, it's hard to be a bar stool
For centuries, how not to feel like a fool
The two hollows in my head fill up with booze
From the bottom of my pub, I beg you
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No more dickcheese or lice on my back
No more wet farts or dirty man's nuts
It's stronger than me, deep down my guts
I beg you, Lord, hear me out!
It's hard, it's hard to be a bar stool
For centuries, how not to feel like a fool
The two hollows in my head fill up with booze
From the bottom of my pub, I beg you
It's hard, it's hard to be a bar stool
For centuries, how not to feel like a fool
The two hollows in my head fill up with booze
From the bottom of my pub, I beg you
Please Lord of Stools โ let me die with a smile
If you can hear me prayer, with a nice girl on my chin
Please Lord of Stools โ just this one, one time
If you can hear me prayer, let me feel her satin skin
It's hard, it's hard to be a bar stool
For centuries, how not to feel like a fool
The two hollows in my head fill up with booze
From the bottom of my pub, I beg you
It's hard, it's hard to be a bar stool
For centuries, how not to feel like a fool
The two hollows in my head fill up with booze
From the bottom of my pub, I beg you
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