Somebody Stole My Santa Claus Suit
Dan Hicks & His Hot Licks
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Somebody stole my Santa Claus suit
Somebody ripped off my beard hat and boots
Some little fatso is all dressed in red
He even had the gal to swipe the pillow of my bed.
Now what are my kids going to think
If Santa is a now show, oh boy they'll raise a stink
But deck the halls and what the hell
I still got my jingle bells
So sucker you can keep the suit
'Cause frankly I don't give a hoot
Somebody Stole My Santa Claus suit
Somebody ripped off my beard, hat and boots
Some little fatso is all dressed in red
He even had the gal to swipe the pillow of my bed
Now what are my kids going to think
If Santa is a no-show, oh boy they'll raise a stink
But deck the halls and what the hell
I still got my jingle bells
So sucker you can keep the suit
'Cause frankly I don't give a hoot
But where-o-where oh where is my Santa Claus suit?
That get up setup set me back a bundle of loot
The beard alone was four ninety-eight
The box it came in was an antique orange crate
Somebody took the whole shabang
If I find that rolly poly motha, he's going to hang
But gee I think that's not way to think
He might do some good with it all thanks to me
So sucker you can keep the suit
'Cause frankly I don't give a hoot!