Ketchup vs Mustard
Onyx Kids
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Yeah
It's ketchup and mustard
All up on each other
Let's get it!
I'm yellow (Yep) I'm gold (Yeah)
Quit messing up my palate, you smushed tomato
To-may-to, to-mah-to, whatever, it's the same (Same)
You been looking flustered
Standing right next to the mustard
Quit your boasting, we all know you're a fraud
I'm the one they want when they want a hotdog
Tastes good with everything, from burgers to fries
Get outta my face before you start to cry!
Boo-hoo, you're perpetually blushing
Can't you see you're an embarrassment? It's disgusting
Girl, I'm served as the best type of condiment
You in the shelf still acting all anonymous
Oh, okay, now you've gone too far
Guess it's time to whip up my guitar
Whip up my guitar, yeah, I said it
Whip up my guitar (She said that)
Oh, okay, you have gone too far (Far)
Guess it's time to whip up my guitar! (Guitar)
Whip up my guitar and I just jump to this beat
Beaches of sick is where I'll be
If you eat ketchup, it tastes like feet
It's literally a slurp of pee (Slurp!)
Look, I'm the king as I dress to the wool
Got rich on my feet whoa, there goes my hair
Run on the rain, get on the dream
When can this ketchup reign supreme?
Supreme shirts and supreme jeans
Though I owe today for the tomato scene
In case you forgot, you tiny seed
I'm the vine, you're the weed
Whoa, you know what? This isn't fair
Why did the bread list do my hair? (Oh no)
I'm more tasty, I'm more fresh
Why am I not valued? I'm the best!
Think you're better than the rest
Can't even talk in Jeff
Turn this flow into a mess
TBH, a bit obsessed
Ace this quiz, pass this test
Just answer no or yes
Ketchup and mustard can't compare
To your BBQ finesse
Barbecue, you know how I do
Fourth of July and you pour it on your food
Salt-ay on a hot day
In a pot, a-di-at-say
With thought place, me
Throw on what you've got, say
Sand, don't get a more shot, ayy
BBQ where the tots, ayy?
Less four, don't squat ace, ace
Ahh
Ketchup and mustard
Mayo and relish
Hot sauce and barbecue