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Bar Fight Night

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We walk in the tavern, I'm ready to ask About the lost temple, the ancient mask The bartender's talking, dropping some clues Then the barbarian decks an elf over some booze I guess it's another bar fight night Can't get a plot hook without some strife I wanted lore, I wanted leads Now the rogue's on a stabbing spree I sit with a merchant, he's got a map Points to the ruins-then the fighter snaps Did he just look at me? I think he did Now the whole place is a riot, tables flipped I guess it's another bar fight night Yeah, can't get a plot hook without some strife I wanted lore, I wanted leads Now the monk's missing his front teeth An old sage whispers, I know the way The wizard barks, We've heard enough from you today Fireball indoors, the thatch roof's gone We're banned from another town by dawn I guess it's another bar fight night Can't get a plot hook without some strife I wanted clues, I wanted names Now we're fleeing guards and dodging flames I made a made a made a character with wit and charm, To solve the puzzles, avoid the harm But my party's fists speak louder than words Every conversation ends with blood and gore I guess it's another bar fight night Can't get a plot hook without some strife I wanted story, I wanted depth Now the cleric's out here healing necks Next session, I swear, we'll stay on track We'll gather info, we'll plan attacks Who am I kidding? When the door swings wide Someone's flying headfirst in a body slide