Conker (Magic Casket)
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(Woman)
Cabinetmaker, could you craft me a conker?
Oil its wood, burnish its veneer, set it glowing from within?
(King)
Never, not a chance, no hope at all
(Woman)
King then, could you command me a conker?
Compel its green spikes to grow, its white plush to thicken?
(Engineer)
Impossible, impractical, inconceivable
(Woman)
Engineer, surely you could design me a conker?
Refine its form, mill its curves and
Edges, manufacture me that magic casket?
(Engineer)
Unfeasible, unworkable, unimaginable
(All)
Realise this
(Woman)
Said the cabinetmaker, the king and the engineer together
(All)
Conker cannot be made
However you ask it, whatever word or
Tool you use, regardless of decree
Only one thing can conjure conker
(All)
And that thing is tree