Opportunist Convention
Fat Tony & Taydex
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"Opportunist convention
Lil' buddy got a plan, said I should get down with him
I knew it was a scam from the moment it's mentioned
Don't really give a damn bout the grift he's pitching
But I'll sit back and listen
Opportunist convention
Fat Tony, age 23
Got scammed like a motherfucker
Living on the east coast
Needed an apartment, paid the deposit
But never got keys
The lady should've been a robber
Went to the coppers
They said nada
"Can't help you"
"Nigga, that's yo problem"
Since you fuckers scheming
I'ma teach you bullshit as well
Buy into my bad advice
Sign up now, let's make a deal
Opportunist convention
Lil' buddy got a plan, said I should get down with him
I knew it was a scam from the moment it's mentioned
Don't really give a damn bout the grift he's pitching
But I'll sit back and listen
Opportunist convention
Now they all lining up
91% of them is men with beards, kinda scruffy
Little bags, graphic tees, looking like some little dads
Each tell me they wanna ball
But none got a fuckin plan
Yet they want a helping hand
You wanna scam
But I just wanna earn what I deserve
Since you've come to my convention I'ma give ya game
Get the hate up out your heart and get a fuckin' job
Cause that edge lord shit ain't gon get you paid
Opportunist convention
Lil' buddy got a plan, said I should get down with him
I knew it was a scam from the moment it's mentioned
Don't really give a damn bout the grift he's pitching
But I'll sit back and listen
Opportunist convention"