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The Tom Selloutkin Show
Sister Souljah
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What's up, sisters?
You know we've all been played by a fast-talking
Fly-looking, double-chocolate, low-down cutie
But abusive brother before
Well, here's something for us to consider
If you're going with a brother
And all you have is his beeper number
That is not your man
If you never met his mama
That is not your man
If you've never been to his house
That is not your man
And like my great-grandmother used to say
"Who buys the goddamn cow
When you can get all the milk for free?"
You gotta think
Get off your knees
You gotta think
Close your legs
You gotta think
Raise the standard for the black woman
Live from Hollywood, California, it's the
Tom Selloutkin Show, starring Tom Selloutkin!
Well, how is everybody today, huh?
Hi, Tom!
Alright, I'm Tom "Goober" Selloutkin, and today we're gonna
Have a real activist by the name of Sister Souljah come on
The show today and tell us how it is to be a black person
Well, first of all, me Tom Selloutkin myself am an Afro-
American, and I know absolutely nothing about being black
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