Traper Ain't Got A Bird
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Trapper ain't got a bird
I wonder why
Trapper ain't got a bird
And we all ain't surprised
'Cause he's really shit ugly
And he's got four eyes
He ain't got big muscles
He's got no hairy chest
He has to go to bed at seven
And he has to wear a vest
Trapper's got no bird
Trapper's got no bird
Trapper's got no bird
And so we know
Trapper's got no bird
Trapper's got no bird
Trapper's got no bird
He's got B.O
He's got no sex appeal
But a fucking runny nose
He's got really bad breath
And his IQ's really low
He is really very ugly
Lots of spots and scabs to pick
All the girls don't want to know him
'Cause he makes them all feel sick
Trapper's got no bird
Trapper's got no bird
Trapper's got no bird
And so we know
Trapper's got no bird
Trapper's got no bird
Trapper's got no bird
He's got B.O
I only joined the group
To attract the other sex
To my wonderful body
And my huge biceps
I am much better looking
Than any of these three
Although they've got
The same problem as me
We ain't got no birds
We ain't got no birds
We ain't got no birds
And we don't care
We ain't got no birds
We ain't got no birds
We ain't got no birds
And we don't care
We ain't got no birds
We ain't got no birds
We ain't got no birds
And we don't care
We ain't got no birds
We ain't got no birds
We ain't got no birds
And we don't care
Oi, nobody forced me to go for loads and loads of birds
(Shit one, Trapper)
I think I'll go down to disco tonight and try and pick one up
(Shit one, Trapper)
Be alright for the, be alright this time
(What a cringey song)