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Date Everything vs. Inanimate Insanity (Rap Battles by Rabi)
Rabi Rap Battles
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Mac already filled me in on the nitty-gritty
So know that you're only getting a little bit of pity
But my Content Aware's off, there's nothing I won't say
Don't be surprised when these Dateviators throw shade
Let's start off with some easy things (Hmm)
You're running off a TV binge to copy Chris McLean's whole shtick
Made your own show and characters to compete in it
All because you're busy running away from, Meeple Inc?
(Hahahah!) You can't be serious, you kidding me?
Like I'd suspend my disbelief, but my suspense is killing me
And your guests are so doom and gloom before losing
I thought it was my job to make things act human
Real talk though, the way you treat them's nothing but rough
You ditch giving them love to watch number go up
Seems you're a bit too- tapped in with the game biz
How about pause and go on another vacation?
Wow, that sucked! Well, I didn't hear your voice
But without even listening, I give S.P.E.C.S. zero points
I'm a sucker for drama, shows and everything like it
And I think I just saw you on Inanimate Love Island!
You're good at getting shut-ins to go talk to things
Next, tell them to set up a date with a psychologist
Cuz treating women like objects is awfully twisted
But I think it's a bit weirder to treat objects like women
Spouting nonsense to anyone who shows a pulse?
What, is your type of hand-holding coddling grown adults?
I mean, if that's who you're into, you're worse off!
But in cases like these, I invoke the clause: her loss!
(Hahahaha) Oh, it seems I've killed the track
I didn't make an icon, so- you'll have to bring it back!
That'll be your challenge, and in case you can't save it
Then I get a prize, and you're up for elimination!
Makes sense you'd leave me to clean your messes
That's about the only thing that you gave to your contestants
Kept your secrets from them 'til they were dead on the ground
Huh, that's one convoluted Hate Everything route
Congrats on showing Cobs that the egg's a bust
But, shucks, now both of you are empty husks!
Cuz all your dreams are shattered, and the island's turned to rubble
You left it all half baked, that's how the cookie crumbles!
Sorry, but your vibrations didn't get through to me
Since you failed the challenge, and I gained immunity!
Which means the only votes left are tallied against you
Hey, I don't make the rules- well, actually, I do!
It's cute that Valdivian thought they'd take me down
Hey, ask that tinfoilhat to make a makeshift crown
And I baked a bunch of cookies as a thank-you for playing
But I'm a fat slob, so I ate them!
Who won?
Who's next?
I- no, you decided!
Huh- Rap Battle!
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