Bland is the New Black
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The state of contemporary culture
Is gonna give me a heart attack
Remember when it was cool to be bad?
Man, I wanna bring that back!
It's unlike music videos
I used to watch in the 90's,
I feel like it would have been more exciting
To pursue a career in a bank.
I don't care who hurt your feelings,
Your fuckin' banjo sucks!
Gimme something dangerous,
Gimme something fun,
I don't wanna be homogeneous.
The state of contemporary culture
Is gonna give me a heart attack
Remember when Ozzy bit the head off a bat?
Bland is now the brand new black.
I'd rather go out in a freak cocaine,
Nude police pursuit car crash
Than die of old age or something like that.
I don't care about your cry wank,
Throw a party or get lost,
I'm bleeding out from biting my tongue.
I don't care who hurt your feelings,
Your fuckin' banjo sucks!
Gimme something dangerous,
Gimme something fun,
I don't wanna...